OK, you guys asked for it:
1. Rope lining a track. Didn't see it and ran into it throat first. Looked like I had been hanged!
2. Right before high school graduation. Borrowed a friend's cruiser and overcooked teh first berm. Shot right over, fell 15 feet. Was going to land on my feet on the striaght behind the berm when a little kid rode by and clipped my feet. Landed on my left wrist. Severe break that had me in a cast 12 weeks and rehab for a year.
3. The worst: For once beating the local stud in a moto. Head into the last turn, he makes a desperate move and we crash. I get up and the back of my leathers are shredded. He had a "whale tail" chain tensioner on his back wheel. Apparently, I landed on it. Cut was 5 inches long, over an inch deep, and took 68 stitches to sew up. Still have the scar!